Thank you T-T

Woodrow Wilson already did this after WWI, and is kinda the figurehead behind a lot of toxic American “we’re the best, so you all should be like us” nationalism.

I wouldn’t fuck with anyone named Tundra or Mangrove. Those mfs might be Power Rangers in disguise

The older I get, the more I feel someone should apologize for the 90s

“None of the Egyptian commandos were killed, but one had their leg blown off.”

Passenger, moments before the raid: Hey, does anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme?