Poloniousmonk

I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I’m unique. Just like everyone else.

I’m equal parts seven, seventeen, and seventy, and have been since elementary school. I’ve got the open ended curiosity of a seven year old, the suicidal bravery of a seventeen year old, and the wisdom of an old man.

I am equal parts George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, and Charles Bukowski.

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Cake day: December 8th, 2023
  • Poloniousmonk@autistics.lifetoAnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz•Solve for X
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    1 month ago

    @PugJesus

    I once had an English teacher bet me a pack of gum he could finish any crossword puzzle in five minutes. About a minute into the Sunday New York Times puzzle I gave him the gum. Motherfucker was amazing.

    When I got a little better at them myself, I figured out I should have just given him the puzzle without the clues. “C’mon! This is easier! You can put in anything you want that works!”