Worst title of the year goes to…

When I got here, his comment was in the negatives.

A lot of folks won’t get it, but you got 1 vote from me my friend.

So he got another decoration?

Do you have the proper incantations and some candles as well? Don’t go into it unprepared.

Aught to make for a fun April fools day.

Is that the one where you poop in the box?

Humanity’s greatest fault it’s it’s lack of responsibility. Most of our issues trace back to that.

Oh, you guys have noticed too?

But… They’re supporting Iran? Why would this hold any credibility whatsoever? Brazen bullshittery, that’s what this is.

“We need to talk” has now been replaced by “We need to go for a hike.”

I imagine a good way to make your significant other sweat in that region is to leave your hiking boots by the door.

Some things are just unknowable…

Americaaaaaaaaa…

With them saying the bombing was a result of a breakdown in negotiations, it’s hard not to see the rest of the article as complete propaganda. This was not a breakdown in negotiations.

Wasn’t MTG talking about space lasers of sorts?

He knows they can’t vote over here, right? No reason to stump for the orange moron over there.

True, I don’t argue any of that.

Have you heard about a guy named Napoleon and also Hitler? History can be interesting. You don’t just “get rid of Russia” and also that statement is a little ambiguous. Are you talking government overthrow? Mass genocide? The former takes time and latter is not an option in our global world.

More if a gelatinous goo, somewhere between the consistency of loose slime and snot.

For what is an emperor without an empire? Let’s disregard what every other empire has become once it gets too big for it’s britches though. History can’t teach you anything, right?