TomMasz

Someone has an astronomical amount of RAM. Clearly, this is from the distant past.

There is only one Chuck Tingle.

Nice, I guess, but I’d still prefer to remember why I came into this room.

“I sleep for 20 hours a day, but could I sleep more?”

It was the same thing on Christmas. All the games on a pay service.

Expect to find cat barf in your shoe tomorrow.

Brian just lost the braces, otherwise he hasn’t changed at all.

We’re in the middle of an experiment to see if a government can be both at the same time. If it’s successful, we all die. But that’s science for you.

Hitting a moose with a car is really bad for the person(s) in the car. Their bodies are basically at windshield height and become a half-ton missile aimed at the front seat. It’s easy to imagine the emotional trauma alone being enough to motivate someone to make a significant life change they’ve been hesitating over for years.

I like that the only text is a recommendation to wear comfortable shoes.

I recycle the box, but otherwise, yeah. I have way more faith in my ability to remember the instructions than the evidence would suggest.

I beg to differ.

And you don’t.

I wanted to become a senior software developer. But I ended up in management because the pay ceiling was so much higher. I sincerely wish I had stayed as a developer (though my family might disagree).

Their tongues are pretty rough, you don’t want them licking your scalp either.

Proof that they never said it out loud before posting.

Emotional armor doesn’t need to be made of metal.

A true Internet classic. And a harbinger of things to come.

A decent compiler will optimize this into return maybe;

If it works, who cares if a cat wrote it?