“I lost on purpose” - Denial

“Fuck chess anyways” - Anger

“I bet I’d have won if I opened differently” - Bargaining

“Damn, I actually just suck at chess” - Depression & Acceptance

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My assless chap shorts beg to differ

Mfs thought MLA was just a citation format from 8th grade English, but they fucked around and now theyre gonna find out

worship of climate change as a god has disappeared

Fuck these people are legitimately insane. What people were in the temple offering sacrifice on the altar of climate change? Wtf is he even talking about?

We welcome our new gods: coal, oil, and Trump. The unholy trinity of environmental destruction. May the lives of children everywhere be a worthy sacrifice as they grow up in a world where they are doomed to burn alive and drown in biblical-grade floods

theyll either be geniuses or homeless

Dont sell them short, they could be both

Hunt is a strong word for shooting a man in the back of the head at point blank range when he aint lookin

With fish it is the opposite. Fish that dont eat fish arent usually very good eating. And most fish that eat fish are even cannibalistic of their own species

“I sleep about two hours now, four hours at the longest,” she told MPs at a legislative committee meeting this week. “It’s probably bad for my skin,”

Its probably bad for a lot of things. Especially trying to live past 75 years old. Shes already 64, that has got to do a number on your longevity

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Just ask the botox injections

This could also not be a serial killer thing at all, and moreso be that the nurse was drugging patients to put them out. Which is still terrible, but not the same thing as intending to kill people even if some people died by malpractice of drugging them.

I would think if a nurse really wanted to be a serial killer and was a sole on-duty nurse there are probably slicker ways to have done so than using painkillers and sedatives that would turn up on an autopsy. Not to mention painkillers and sedatives arent really a surefire way to intentionally kill anybody, even if they can. But giving them in doses that are sure to stop someones breathing would also make them show up upon investigation quite clearly.

Sounds like this person was not a serial killer and was just drugging people to knock them out, which isnt necessarily intentionally lethal even if it can also kill. Realistically, as a palliative care nurse (even with him drugging people) some of them probably died more generally whether he happened to have drugged them or not. When dealing with people already dying I imagine it would be harder to concretely say he killed them without having massively overdosed them

Either way though, its certainly malpractice and people certainly died. So the verdict seems fair. He knew he was rolling the dice with their lives even if not trying to kill them

They could have moved to Ethiopia and been rocking that 82%, if it werent for that pesky racism point theyre standing on

I say go tit for tat and just put a bounty on his head, since hes so comfortable doing that to other heads of state

It said 8500x more than allowed, which would actually be 850,000% worse

Forbidden Fushigi

Jaffa Orange Surprise; the surprise is that the container is empty in honor of all the starvation theyve forced on other people

I would think our competitors are the most likely people to give him something under the table to buy him off. What does he care to do it anyways?

Why are Russians eating whale food anyways?