Food is a lot safer than we think. You have to mess up pretty bad to get really sick from something. It’s the small minority of cases where something like e. Coli, or salmonella is present and given the opportunity to flourish that things get really bad. The truly terrifying one is botulism, and it’s toxin can’t be denatured by heat.

They’re terrible monsters that rob graves and feed on human flesh. Beware.

So assuming I keep the same intelligence, totally the T-Rex. I’d be a gentle wonder paraded around the world wearing old-timey tailored suits, devouring the finest food, a fixture at every major world event.

It’d be the 2036 Olympic jetpack competitions and the camera would pan over, “an amazing day for the sport Jim, and look at that there’s Terry the T-Rex sucking down chili dogs with his gorgeous partner, and the president of Earth 2” Yeah, that’d be the life alright.

Woah, is lemmy pro letting cats outside? It’s so terrible for the cats and local wildlife why would you be in favor of it?

Oh a gift to the boss for allowing you to have this opportunity would be the cherry on top.

Because he’s been through the desert on a horse with no rain?

You’re right, I was wrong. He was an assistant to the sculptor of Rushmore.

The same guy designed both.

I’ve done this in the past and it works great. Canadian coverage was much more calm and their commercials far less disruptive than what I was used to.

You probably won’t.

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It’s heterochromia guys, jeeze.