Union Dixie

Seconded Party in the CIA!

My wife and I had to struggle to remember the word “hook” in the context of “the phone is off the hook”.

Got his milkshake drunk

Any cat lover who hasn’t seen George Carlin talk about cats should do themselves a favor and look it up. YouTube link

So… they’re going to make us all billionaires?

YES. THEY WILL. You will not have a billion dollars, but they will make you a billionaire!

Ham and pork

Sal Tlay Ka Siti!

Well…you made me feel one iota less justified in sending my dad a shirt with Bootlicker in large font.