Gentlemen, we have a holy site for the NCD pilgrimage.

Does that mean Vlad is the Fat Controller?

Get this man a field commission.

Nice to see on the fediverse General MacArthur.

No ASAT is going out to geosynchronus orbit.

For the love of God Bibi just don’t refer to it as a “special military operation”.

You canard be serious

It’s a classic https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0120157/

This is the plot of an old Kurt Russell movie.

He said wrong answers.

Does this mean pagers are bullpups?

Tama-gotcha

Airpods next? Anything is credible right now.

RIP Hezbollahs procurement team.

That poor Hezballah logistics guy who was boasting about the amazing discount he got only a few weeks ago…

Tomorrow they will declare electricity is haram.

If you’re sitting in a window seat your pocket is pretty much against the hull.

I dunno, did you see the picture of what happened to the pager that was on the table? I could see that going through a few mm of aluminium.

Imagine if one of those pagers had been on a plane…