I’m sorry you lost your boy.

Drugs take you to some crazy places.

I call them hands.

Alright Neil.

Did not miss having to dodge cigs at waist height on dance floors though.

Yeah. Can’t be healthy, his head to body ratio is ridiculous.

That’s not great but the guy above you reckons you’d die quickly, due to not having enough air.

Management are just there to shout at people.

There was a row of chairs (touching each other) at work that are purposefully very heavy. I wanted to look under the chairs, so I was lifting them one at a time. The last one was a corner chair and a lot heavier. I stuck my head behind the last chair to look under it, dropped it, and caught my jaw. It hurt like fuck but fortunately didn’t do any actual damage.

Isn’t a Twinkie partly chocolate?

My cars older and I don’t spend anything on breakfast…why aren’t I richer than Warren Buffett?

I ddint use he/him pronouns.

Why can’t Drag speak for themselves?

Edit; looks like i did. Very sorry.

Nah, I was just making myself clear.

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Philomena Cunk (stage name.) is a satirical/comedy presenter. Well meaning or intelligence don’t come in to. Stop trying to be divisive.

Yeah. That’s what I thought.

Do we? I didn’t know.

I wasn’t saying you were wrong, I was just wondering if I was. True about the Scot’s, and the Welsh too….and the Cornish. Basically any form of Celt.

I’m hoping they’re trying to make some point but it’s so poorly written we don’t get it…

But I think it’s blindingly obvious you’re right.

Are people not racist based on accent as well though?

For example Irish people?