SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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“Daw Who’s the cutest widdle patootie in da world?”
Lotus sharpening a knife: “meow”
“Who’s a cutie pie?”
Lotus assembling an AR-15: “meow”
“Da’s right! You’re the patootie!”
Lotus waterboarding her siblings: “meow”
“Incomprehensible cutie sounds”
Lotus searching horrendous things on my phone so I’ll end up on a CIA terrorist watchlist: “meow”
That is one hell of a blep. I’m impressed. Pls give them a decent amount of pet-pet love-loves on my behalf.
Who tf blocks coolmathgames? And, more importantly, why‽‽‽
That never occurred to me, but if they wanna keep us safe when we’re pooping then perhaps they think we’re doing the same watching them
My spouse and I have started to only close the bathroom door when we have guests. We usually leave it cracked open so our cats can come in and make sure we’re safe, which is what they’re doing.
They are worried about you because bathroom time is one of a cat’s most vulnerable moments, so they assume it’s the same for us and they’re just trying to keep us safe
12·1 month agoThey also didn’t mention bike lanes, so it’s probably safe to assume they either (a) don’t exist where they live or (b) there are bike lanes but the cyclists are assholes who refuse to use them
I didn’t see anyone out of the ordinary until I saw where it was posted. Instantly got it and chuckled
182·1 month agoDownvote this crap
Done. Downvoted your comment.
I upvoted the post though. Doubtful you’d have a problem with that since it isn’t crap
I get the feeling that the “full context” is either just as bad or a lot worse
It’s brand new. Literally just bought it today. It has that new phone smell 📱👃
4·3 months agoI did. I appreciate you looking out for us, Crow-friend 🐦⬛
It’s a reference to a fan dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh series on Youtube called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (YGOTAS). It’s funny af, and if I can find a link to the exact scene I’m referring to, I’ll post it.
Stoner problems
Edit: just noticed this was posted to adhd and find that equally relatable
YGOTAS-Bakura voice: What is that you’re speaking? Polish?
She’s judging my bard who can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t play any instrument, and sucks at public speaking
Then he starts cooking…and she judges his hibachi chef performance too
Good kitty 🐅