In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Quit enabling the pedophile god dammit. Now you’re a pedophile by association, Maria, you fucking idiot.

A default letter does just fine, thank you. It’s clean, concise and to the point. Less is more.

In my mother tongue, English, I specifically and annoyingly tell people how many trips I have taken around Sol. That number represents my age.

It’ll definitely go something like this:

From the desk of the President of the United States of America, the long awaited ‘Epstein List’.

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Democrats, every last one of them.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! [REDACTED]

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