Entrance hidden by bread and pickles.

The long-awaited sequel to “how to spot a polymorphed dragon.”

Dwarves really get the short end of the stick. They’re not “greedy” for digging too deep, it’s literally what they were made to do. Their whole economy depends on mining. What do you want them to do, grow crops? With what farmland? The elves and halflings took it all. And elves never awaken ancient evils of the forest by growing trees too tall, and halflings never face the consequences of their greed in eating too much. Dwarves spend all day working so they can survive, and the stories call them evil. Elves spend all day lazing around in their vacation homes, and if you complain, somehow you’re the bad guy.

I hope not. I like my relevant xkcds.

Relevant Sesame Street: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBDlQJMkOlw

Yup, the weird cheeses.

But yeah, it is delicious.

Yeah, I know. But “what does greek mythology say about using windows” would have been less funny.

If by that you mean connected my computer account to a Microsoft account, nope, I did no such thing.

That’s weird. I don’t get the prompt at all, but I do have a button in the lower left corner that says “Sign In.” Maybe it’s because I’m on Windows 11?

Other than the fact that the majority of Silver’s story revolves around chasing Sonic, I guess that could be the case…?

Sonic '06 actually has some of the best story in the series. Shadow is at his peak, and Silver’s story is good too. It’s just Sonic’s story (especially with Elise) and the gameplay that ruins it. Mostly the gameplay. But even with the gameplay problems, the level design is pretty good, as you can see if you play the Project '06 fan remake.

Sonic: “We’re on our way to the Space Colony ARK, so I guess that means we’re going too.”
(Shadow '05)

Or…

Sonic: “Look, ramps!”
Tails: “We can use those as ramps!”
(One of the Sonic Boom games)

I think, if Elrond took it by force, he wouldn’t be able to drop it in either.

What were they supposed to do? Not dig? The story was rigged against dwarves from the start.

Sleep is for the weak.

However, without sleep, you become sleepy, and sleepiness is weakness.

Therefore, sleep is for the sleepy.

Google vote stuffing.

https://youtu.be/yu9u4_MRTnM

So… we’re not hitting 8192.

Shields to full. Thrusters to full. Engage hyperdrive.

EN PASSANT!