My dog tries. I just yell at him and then he lays down next to me instead. This has been a thing for like 3 years now.

My cat’s name is pstpstst

Bitcoin is so funny to me.

Good one. But I can see the table just fine over the blue carpet

Oh …yes they do. I’ve seen maybe people say their cats are vegan when they bring them into the vet.

That’s why is aid “magical”

You don’t have one of them magical vegan cats by chance do you?

This is a battle where the high ground does not matter one but.

It is a joke. Like reverse cat shopping at pet stores

I wish a cat would choose me. I stand by the window all day and they never stop by

Lol. Your hair blends so naturally, I think he/she needs a wig asap

Highschool photo?

Damn. So this woman can’t take a joke whatsoever then? Explains the cat at least.

Sword in the stone wart?

If my cat is chilling somewhere and I walk by I’ll do a fist bump and he will head butt my knuckles.

Open hand pays no attention

Yes

Don’t let maga find out or they will lose their shit. (They believe this doesn’t happen to animals, and only humans that have mental disorders)

I just search for what I need in windows. Haven’t browsed through menus in years.

and MAGA was like, “HOORAY TRUMP IS SO AWESOME! see. i told you tariffs would only be temporary”

fuck joke of stock manipulation

People shouldn’t HAVE to do that if they won’t want to. You should just be able to use your OS, not learn a new language to use it “okayish”

who the FUCK would buy chicken from the US? if you want chicken you buy it from japan where you can eat it raw if you wanted to.