One of my favorite bumper stickers says “Tell your cat I said pspspsps”

Extra long kitteh

My cat is good about no touchy but sits and gives me the eyes until I give him a bit of it, usually some chicken.

So close…almost touchy…

It was all in ventinary science and mouse psychology

Wait until his student loans come due

I couldn’t stop rubbing that belly.

bladder reaching critical pressure…

I need brushy-brushy, stat!

“Damn dry food…urrrrgghhh…”

I expected from the title that he was going to be sitting on the bowl looking at a tiny phone.

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

Chewy McChewy. We had a kitten like this. We had to buy cable wraps (plastic sheaths) to protect any delicious cables.