“I tried to catch it but I only has these itty bitty paws!”
“I tried to catch it but I only has these itty bitty paws!”
UNLESS THEY’RE IN ENGLAND, IN WHICH CASE CALL THE PURRISTER.
ikr headline should be: “Cat forced to wake up human in the middle of the night to do it’s freakin job” / “Little was expected from dog, who performed accordingly.”
Obviously the cat trusts you, and needs something from you. By posting cat’s photo on the fediverse, you are responsible for figuring out what the cat needs. We are all witness!
Everybody talking about the anus book, while I’m really fascinated by the book about juggalos.
Nights and Days in a Dark Carnival is Craven Rock’s manically-researched delve into the world of the Juggalos, the clown-painted fans of the rap group Insane Clown Posse. After years of obsession with the culture, Rock travels as an undercover journalist to the Gathering of the Juggalos summer festival and takes a drug-addled, drunken, and sleazy descent into the Juggalos’ world, along the way trying to figure out ¬first-hand what attracts people to this ever-growing subculture. Collected from hazy recollections, questionable memories, and awkward interviews, Nights and Days in a Dark Carnival is a wild ride that looks deeper into the phenomenon than anything that’s come before. Rock participates in the debauchery, while also examining the intricately-linked elements of class, faith, violence, and internal marketing embedded within the culture and exploring what it all says about American culture as a whole.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/20382292-nights-and-days-in-a-dark-carnival


they had asked me if she bites, and Miez kept my word when I assured them that she wouldn’t even scratch.
A very brave and intelligent cat!
he’s fairly certain I’m just not applying myself properly here.
Just look out at the night, then look at the cat. Yawn. Lick the back of your hand, smooth your hair down with it, and go take a nap. The cat will understand.
Origin story of Cuccos in Legend of Zelda.
yep! aka “Zen”. Several copies were on youtube last I checked.
Humans do nothing.
The dog is forced to work.
Larry acts selflessly.

And I thought cats couldn’t get any cooler.
Petting a kitty will give you a natural high.
Same energy as the video to Prince’s “When Doves Cry”.
Whiskers will be more horizontal as well. Drooping whiskers = relaxed.
Agreed, narrowed eyes mean they trust you. Ears back would mean anger, those ears look relaxed. Yet all cats are different and if OP says they’re angry presumably there’s a reason why. Maybe the cat’s tail is twitching? If so I think this expression is more like “exasperated about something annoying done by a loved one” and they’re dealing with it by retreating to a space that feels comforting and that is close to the loved one. If a cat stares at you, it usually means something related to you. So I’d guess the cat is saying: “I love you even though you’re being really annoying right now.”
Freakin brilliant.