“The dead know only one thing: it’s better to be alive.” -Full Metal Jacket
“The dead know only one thing: it’s better to be alive.” -Full Metal Jacket
Pull the couch out from the wall a couple inches and lay a blanket up there and I bet you could fit a couple more cats.
Hmm… maybe you need to negotiate a deal first. Tell them you’ll give them a treat in exchange for a recording, then let them think about it for a while.
Oh yeah but it’s ok when humans install a fascist government just bc they can’t stock their fridge completely full. (/jk) (kinda…)
I totally would hang with your cat! I might even record him and put him over an industrial beat.
Yeah, cats have personalities. But also it can be hard for humans to read them. Like: I think cats generally believe they’re capable of feeding themselves, so if they hang out with a human and rely on it to feed them, then the cat is expressing their trust and affection. Likewise if the cat stands out in the open when the human is nearby, or if a cat remains relaxing when the human enters the room.
Juggalo cat whoop whoop.


I think the “square handle” refers to the cross-section of the pole rather than the handle at the end.
oooh, that makes sense. the image above seems to be broken now, but wikipedia has a good pic of it. Not entirely convinced – I’ve seen worse designs on real products, but I get what OP’s trying to say.


Agreed about the handle. And nowadays that scooper just looks like a really cheap “flat” variety, though you can get better ones that are “shaped”. It’s hard to tell about the material and attachment from a photo, but it looks usable. Dunno what the state-of-the-art in snow shovels was back then, but I think OP-commenter is reaching. (I like conceptual art as much as anyone else, fwiw…)
I reckon they could persistence hunt it tho. Or just use a laser pointer.
Well, how much light does it take to kill a vampire? A single photon? And what kind of vampire is it, bc for example Bram Stoker’s Dracula was ok with being outside in daylight.

Sounds like you’re ready to listen to The Naught.