Reminds me of that parable of that person who was feeding a bird outside their office window every day, and although they didn’t know it, they themselves were benefiting from opening the window and getting fresh air. Like, maybe the human who made this post would have gone part deaf if he’d left the TV on so loud.

“Leave DENIED!”

Negative. What we need are “GenZ Slang Talkers”, analogous to the Navajo Code Talkers. With this game-changing capability, our enemies will be unable to decipher our communications.

“She has spent many years pursuing one small insignificant thing. Surely she will not give up on me any sooner!”

e: the more I think about it, the less sense it makes. wouldn’t even the manliest man want an advisor who is smarter than he? What Arthur does not have his Merlin? What Corleone does not have his consigliere?

I can’t believe people are downvoting you, I totally heard something similar about some guys who don’t like dating women who make more money than they do… It’s just kinda funny to see “PhD” sticking out like that…

She has a PHD

wat.

Ah, first I heard of this…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Cambodia–Thailand_border_conflict

ikr it’s not that bad at all. Reminds me of dazzle camouflage for ships.

The cat knew he was in trouble and was like: OK, this ONE TIME I will come running to you.

“You don’t think it’s weird when YOU do it!”

I read that when a cat squints at you, it actually means they trust you, i.e. they don’t have to stay alert around you.