The best thing Ukraine can do is walk away.

Edit: changed think to thing

Hey, guy, do you need a tissue? You have a little cum on your face.

Pack it up, boys. It’s all going home to its ancestral homeland…The British Museum!

I don’t believe that. They know exactly what they are doing and the stupid face is just another form of gaslighting. Trump may or may not be stupid but the people running him are not. In my line of work, I have known a lot of very intelligent sociopaths that have convinced a lot of people that were stupid as shit.

Confusion is the point. They will gaslight Europe as much as possible so that when they do mother fuck them, Europe will say shit like “Oh wow we didn’t see that coming.”

Of course not. They plan on giving away the store, and you can’t do that with the pesky shop keeps there.

“If I can say dumb ass shit don’t worry I will say some even dumber ass shit.” - Assistant to Vice President Trump J.D. Vance.

Hahahahahahahahaha, a Trump campaign free of hate. That’s about as likely as a Catholic Church free of kid fuckers.

What’s Denmark Got to Do With It? by Tina Tørnér

You must explain it to me, I don’t quite understand, This icy place they call Greenland—what’s the Danish plan? It’s got icebergs and tundra, not castles or beer— How’s Copenhagen tied to something way up here?

I’ve heard they rule it, but why do they care? It’s far away, and it’s freezing out there!

What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? What’s Denmark’s claim on this frozen bit? What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? Who needs a kingdom when it’s Arctic grit?

Is it about the Vikings? Or just flags on the ground? Why does a country so tiny keep this icy crown? There’s Inuit culture—they’ve lived here so long, Yet Denmark stamps their coins; it just feels wrong.

The whole thing’s puzzling—why’s it this way? Do they like the cod or the oil in the bay?

What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? Why keep a land where the summers don’t hit? What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? It’s Greenland, not a spot for a Danish knit!

Maybe it’s history, or maybe it’s greed, Or they just want control of some Arctic seaweed. They’ve got pastries and bicycles, castles so grand— So why do they hold this much colder land?

Greenland’s so distant, no bakeries in sight, Just polar bears and auroras at night!

What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? Why hold a place where no crops will fit? What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? Tell me the reason, I’ll Google it!

What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? What’s the link to this Arctic bit? What’s Denmark got to do, got to do with it? A colony, or just government grit?

No fucking shit bro? Man, I thought it was real…have I got egg on my face, shucks golly mister thanks for letting us know. I mean it certainly didn’t have anything to do with the whole H1B visas thing nope not a chance.

With their history of “bird strikes” I can see why.

They don’t give a shit if you like them lol they don’t give a shit if they kill a billion civilians on a billion planes. In the end, if the greedy power-hungry fucks around the world end up being in charge of a radioactive rock littered with dead they will still be happy with the result.

What is this? Did I go to sleep and wake up in 2014?

Grand Columbia, the Panama Canal project, a Bull Moose, $40 million, Manuel Amador, The Torrijos Carter Treaties, and a little bit of hyperbole.

Your mom is what US education has come to.

Don’t worry Mexico, Co-presidents Trump and Musk will send the Tier Oneest of Tier One operators to hulk smash those pesky Narcos for you and reunite Mexico with its ancestral homeland of Texas.

Edit: spell check changed Copresident to Columbian.

From Columbia, yes, the United States took the Central American portion of Columbia and made Panama. Then built the Canal and leased it from Panama for 100 years.

Edit: there is a lot more to it but that’s the gist of it.

Bless their hearts, they still think Palestinians will be allowed, let alone alive, to move back into Gaza.

Just fucking do it already. We are all going to fuck sooner or later so let’s get it on now. No more foreplay just spit on it and get to fucking.

Outrageous! How the fuck are we supposed to murder, rob, subjugate, steal, and run our modern-day slave empires if the ICC can just go and arrest people all willy-nilly and shit?

This is better than cable, it’s like super cable or something.