

… Sir, this is NCD.
All that happens here is openly mock decisions made by scared old rich men.
Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.


… Sir, this is NCD.
All that happens here is openly mock decisions made by scared old rich men.


Can’t even be relied on to feed it’s people.
The biggest fucking joke of an empire in human history.


“well you see, it’s perfectly reasonable that he murdered a surrendered soldier, as he was just following orders!”
The “just following orders” defense still going strong 80 years later.
I’m sure it’s going to be used a lot in the coming decades, assuming the governments actively involved in horrifying human rights abuses ever see any sort of reform…


I hadn’t heard about this before this morning.
Now I want to watch everything that was going to be presented.
You know you’re winning at life and on the right side of history when you threaten people’s families to prevent them from showing an indie movie.
Let people have their harmless fun. This hurts no one.


I imagine
With the internet ,you don’t have to!
It’s basically a wall you shoot over, and if you can shoot over the wall, the round doesn’t have the ballistic trajectory to fall into the road.


“EU considers following modern Nazi policy”


SNAKE?!


“Dutch government does X”
“It’s them fuckin Americans again”


They might.
Personally I mean the entire country goes back to pre-1948 borders.


exasperated sigh LOOK they’re MENTALLY 10,000 YEARS OLD but only THE BODY is 12 OKAY??? IT’S TOTALLY NOT WEIRD MOM GUYS!!!1!1one!


No needle in the syringe, apparently.
Still a good way to get bodyslammed into a wall. I’m not waiting to see if there’s a needle or not.


has a left-wing bias
So does reality.
But some people are, perplexingly, still concerned with “being fair”.


People like this want you conflate “the country of Israel” with “all ethnic/religious Jewish people everywhere”
It allows them to more easily call people antisemitic when you criticize the Israeli government.
Even IF Israeli intelligence hadn’t ignored reports of potential attacks, and even IF they hadn’t intentionally lowered security in order to make potential attacks worse, all in order to give them and excuse to do the thing they already wanted to do, committing genocide in response is a FULL FUCKING STOP “no”


Ooh, sweet! A middle eastern country that Americans can name is making improvements!
Military Industrial Complex: absolutely fucking not
It’s crazy how quickly things can improve when global superpowers aren’t fucking carpet bombing them.


I don’t trust an ICE thug to know the difference between night and day, let alone different asians/pacific islanders.
The ONLY Asians I’d expect them to be able to identify are russians.


questioned whether there was sufficient evidence of uncontacted peoples in the area, saying the territory had been tied up for nearly two decades
“it’s been 1/5 of a human lifespan, obviously nobody is still there since I haven’t seen them.”
As if they’d all have died off in 20 years or nobody contacting them somehow makes it fair game?


I choose to believe Private Wallace blew off his massive cock, rather than his huge member hanging while he balances on one leg.
I’m not sure why he decided to flop his monumental man meat onto a landmine, but maybe he had no choice.
Or maybe I just wanted to take this opportunity to talk about someone’s collosal dangling schlong without it being weird.


“Finish Them”
BBEG rolls nat 1 to dodge
“And a tarrasque falls from the sky, crushing them instantly. The tarrasque also dies since it fell from space. Also there’s a bowl of penunias.”
Is Switzerland full of sexist people who think “someday I’LL be rich so I don’t want to tax MYSELF more, hypothetically maybe in the distant future”?