PhobosAnomaly

I still love the term Kami-Kwasi.

What a day that was. It would almost be funny if it wasn’t still fucking with people’s mortgage rates.

Dw i’n hoffi coffi, achos mae’n gret!

Literal minutes of Welsh study proving their worth there

Perhaps they did, but the whole view thing is nothing new either.

The cunt doesn’t want turbines purely because it “ruins” the view from his golf course at Balmedie (unsurprisingly, on the North Sea Coast), the utter self-centred closed-minded wankturtle.

The US has far bigger problems on it’s plate, shit that’s going on across the pond in a country he’s got fuck all to do with should be lower on his list of things to worry about.

I’ve got it installed, but in fairness the nearly-fourteen year old laptop takes a fair while to start the application now.

I’m not a huge fan of Google as a company, but Google Docs is a fairly decent cloud-based app that’s largely agnostic to the low specs of my laptop.

In all honesty, I’ve found a more willing group of people to discuss things with - even if a lot of the time, our platforms and views are very different. There’s a larger acceptance on Lemmy of other people’s views and their right to hold them which is super cool, every now and then though I get brought down to earth with a bump.

That’s the internet, though!

If I see someone’s reply start with “So, you…” - I’m already rolling my eyes so fast that I’m time traveling back to nineteen-blackandwhite. In general, it’s an overly reductive view on the statement that misrepresents the initial comment in order to try and spark a pointless argument.

It’s exhausting.

(in b4 “so you hate reading comments then?” 😂)

e: it’s not just Lemmy to be fair - the other popular aggregator, most tabloid news sites with comments, and a lot of gaming news sites with social interaction are largely the same.

I have a laptop for uni work that I bought in Jan 2011. It’s got Lubuntu running on it and most of my work is done on Google Docs… so I’m not seeing the benefit of upgrading really.

It works.

Beautiful cat - she looks like a lot of fun!

The next few days will suuuuck, but you’ve got a lifetime of memories with her to look back on and enjoy 😊 take care friend!

Aye, and yer Giganta-bawbag can fuck right off an’ all.

Supereffective charged attack? Lets see how effective it is when I charge ma fuckin’ fist through yer fuckin’ napper, ya fuckin’ weapon.

Caught yersel a wee shiny fud, did ye aye? Ma dad works for Nintendo an’ all. Get tae.

Yer professor sells Avon.

Do you have a source for that? I’m super interested to learn about it, even though they’re just across the water.

All I’ve ever been taught is that they largely did their Swiss impression and were neither friendly nor hostile.

The stewards have directed that Cat #69 failed to lift his paw when shown the blue flag, and as such impeded car 63.

Six penalty points and a €420 fine payable to Action For Road Safety added to the initial sanction.

Ten second penalty for impeding car 63.

oh lawd he comin’

Cute, though!

Yeah fingers crossed. I’m rather hopeful it won’t. That would really suck.

For all my sarcasm around what the war will be referred to in the history books, I’m hoping it will be a footnote in history and not one of the future’s biggest Wikipedia pages like the last one was.

In fact, the “Ukraine war” title doesn’t really do it justice then does it.

Maybe they should rebrand it, call it a different War, maybe something that reflects the whole World that gets involved. If there’s been a couple before, just stick a number 3 on the end. Sorted.

Andrex is much cheaper, if admittedly a little less satisfying.

I mean, “I’m only happy when it rains” should be the national anthem for Catland.

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That’s super awesome - both for the fostering, and for paying the cat tax in advance!

I like the idea of getting an adult cat - a bit bigger, a bit wiser, and a bit warmer to the idea of having a bed and a human to call their own.