I literally did this about two minutes ago. Damn you, OP!

I absolutely LOVE that you named them that

Gee. All the bullshit makes our country a bad investment?

Who knew? (Plenty of us did know)

Wow… are they playing war crime Pokémon? Gotta commit 'em all!

Are these “some people” in the room with us now?

Uhhh… they’re the definition of a flight risk

Good. Let them rot

They are a scourge.

Uhhh… he’s fucking with the rest of the world, too.

The only way Chuck Norris could die is if they cloned him and the clone roundhouse kicked him in the face. So that must’ve happened.

So this is what my grandmother was talking about when she said getting old was watching beloved friends and actors pass away.

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How did you know what I was doing at this moment? (and the last two and a half hours)

Let me go to the ATM teller machine and get you a tip

Uno REVERSE!

Ho ho ho. Bring me Solo and a cookie

I don’t know that aych-deez are, but I’ve got 80 of them

Is that catnip? If so, I’m DOWN!

Maybe if Trump eats gold foil…

Which leads me to wonder if his diapers are gold-plated