Maybe with your back, you young whipper-snapper. Every time I sit on the floor, I’m concerned it’ll be a one way trip

I got news for you buddy, you’re not your mums favourite child

Bay leaves let that one person at dinner know, that you don’t like them

Seasoning

What’s “CARiES”?

How disrespectful! That looks like the chef gave birth to that himself, just for you

Доброе утро, товарищ

He’s about to smuggle food into a cinema

No, obtain a real human skeleton from… a legal skeleton store 🤔

Once you all agree on a day, let me know and I’ll take the other one. No queues anywhere!

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