I’ve tried every litter box type I could find and ended up getting him a giant low sided tub from the hardware store. Anything smaller and he hangs his ass over the edge. I’ve also tried every type of litter, and clumping clay is the only one he’ll use regularly.

I don’t think he avoids the litter box, I think he just prefers my clean laundry basket that I was too lazy to fold.

He’s also on a specific diet because he’s old and gets UTIs easily. I think he just likes being mean to me at this point cuz he’s a crotchety old fuck.

My cat makes a huge mess and will piss on anything on the floor that isn’t his litter box. Door mat, shower mat, any dropped laundry, a mat next to the litter box for trapping the litter. Weirdly he’s perfectly fine with furniture and carpet. Anything loose that he can sit on? Piss. Ruined the hard wood floor in a rental closet once because I didn’t realise he was going on the mat and it was trapped between the mat and the floor, turned the wood solid black. If nothing is on the floor when he needs to pee? Perfectly capable and more than happy to use his litter box.

Now the main bathroom is his. The litter box is in the shower so we can contain it and just rinse the shower out when he’s kicked enough litter out. It also reeks because he will bury his piss but not his turds so they just sit on top of the litter. It’s so bad we just don’t use the bathroom anymore except to clean up behind him. We’re just happy he contains it to one room if we pick up after ourselves.

They straightened out the checker board 😭

My grumpy old man

Used to buy one every two years or so, either to upgrade or they had failed in some way. Used to spend $1000+ on them too, which is ridiculous looking back with how often they broke.

Had a $2000 phone stop charging and they refused to service it without a huge fee and shipping it oversees. (Asus for anyone wondering. I’ve fully gone off the brand since then. Very overpriced with terrible customer service.)

I was waiting for a call back after a job interview so I went and bought whatever cheap phone I could get and ended up with an oppo. That was in 2019 and it’s still going perfectly fine. Phones haven’t innovated at all since then and with how much they cost I kind of just don’t care to upgrade.

I rescued my cat and his name was Peter Frampton. Adopted two dogs a few years later and named them Jake the Dog and Samantha Carter.

Now as a gay millennial couple, with zero desire for kids, we can tell people we have Pete, Sam, and Jake. Everyone just assumes it’s three children. Great excuse for getting out of things early.

Idk, I’d consider toilet paper pretty ruined once it has poop on it.

Wow a white South African in another country being racist, who could have seen that coming?