good times make for weak men.

you mean like fanfiction?

you can use the spoon handle

it shouldnt be that tight but if it is you can use a butter knife to lift up the first 19 degrees and then use your finger.

i only see them in Las Vegas, where theres millions of them.

too many stripper injuries

wait until Trump announces himself as the new Pope.

the northern passage is a shipping route that way that will be important once melted, faster than panama.

a celebrity.

because the car manufacturers become the tank manufacturers in time of war, they cannot be allowed to die out, and thus they are spoiled rotten.

keep an empty gatorade bottle by your bed. wide mouth, soft lipped.

it also feeds a billion people

kiss carbs goodbye and you’ll have energy all day

that would make a sweet hipster sleuth hat

well mcdonalds has sold the most, so corporately they are the best. for me tho, in-n-out

theres a trick involving pulling on your ear and hard stroking your cheekbone.

theres another trick where you pull out nosehairs.

theres another where you eat spicy food.

some people use a neti pot.

that would be a great movie title for this story

full accounting transparency helps… according to the blockchain believers.

really not ill-informed. this isnt a communist platform, and i’m aware that i’m pushing against a hive mind.

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