A racecar indeed.

He will be put in a pot as seasoning

NCD is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Reminds me of a 4chan post that goes something like this:

someone tries to rob me

magdump a 5.7 mag into him

realise how expensive the ammo today is

tfw it would have been cheaper to give him my wallet

And no one

Bullpup²

If we exclude Newton’s 3rd law, this will be way more effective against arrows, and demoralizing the enemy.