I made a ton of extra room in my Camry by ripping the seats out like a goddamn silverback.

Go ahead, put me next to the body. But don’t for a second think you can stop me from acting out that scene in Commando for the rest of the flight.

“Please dont disturb my friend, he’s dead tired”

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Excuse me, but movies told me there’s a trap door or tiny elevator to get down there, is that not the case??

Lumping the people who didn’t vote in as supporting trump is stupid.

In the context of electoral outcomes, it’s objectively true. Other than that, I think most of us would agree with you.

That’s fair and I 100% agree.

I don’t remember saying shit about us not handling this internally or going to war but you do you.

The idea that the USA is untouchable by global counterparts is absurd. Look at what Russia does to our elections with a couple of script kiddies. We can absolutely be targeted and displaced by outside forces, especially with the current crop of dipshits running the federal government right now.

We are absolutely an enemy to the free world now. There used to be a tiny sliver of decency, but that has long since been abandoned.

To the rest of the world: take us down.

Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.

One of ours does this but likes to throw himself into furniture or a wall at full speed.

Definitely a conference on how to kill you. There’s about to be a surprise roller skate at the top of the stairs.

Urge to invade Poland intensifies

This is the last thing cats hear before they start opening the doors in your house.

I was resurrected against my will by a guy named Billy.

Modern cameras aren’t capable of processing the true majesty that is Ned.

He was great for the economy though.

Surprised no one has posted “use a straw” yet. That’s definitely one of the more common ones . Weird as shit.

Big fan of this one. Do you take commissions?

I would 100x the fucking fine just for trying that argument if I was the judge.

We’ve definitely got blackberries and blackberry jam, but grape does tend to be the norm in a lot of areas. I prefer raspberry myself.