You think ENTJ didn’t play sports? This isn’t close.

I just shake the water to carbonation using a stainless steel 2 gallon tank with a tap I keep in the fridge.

I use a squeeze of lime in my glass before adding the water and it’s great!

Traumatized my eldest, youngest enjoyed the absurdity immensely

Took 3 tries to read this top to bottom in one go tbh

First thought: clear epoxy it all