Trying to change up what type of eggs you have 4 dozen of everyday, Gaston?

Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing? What a country!

Toe gloves are the only thing allowed, but everyone must walk on rotting plants. So you can feel it in your bones.

Whole new meaning of “disturber of the peace”.

To me it’s like seeing an old friend from younger years. You’ve both changed so things are different from the good ol’ days, but it’s still enjoyable to spend time with them.

That’s what they get for choosing a bad birthday in the character creation menu.

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My orange demon would like to say a few words.

They put that scene in the trailer? Man, way to blow your load early trailer people.

That nightmare really tied the room together, man.

A black hole the same mass as the sun, to replace the sun. Just to not see the world burn.

This could easily be three different coloured cats in one pile and we couldn’t tell the difference. Cats are liquid after all.

I do love some crumbly cheese, so I’ll allow it.

That is accounting for static bodies of water, wouldn’t there be force generated in a dynamic situation? Ie the flow of a fast river? Or if the lake is large enough tidal forces? I’m sure it’s negligible levels but still something that must be accounted for?

Can’t be a state if it burns up

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Could you imagine a baby foreskin fanny pack? That way it could hurt everyone involved!

Would they have even gone on that quest without Gandalf pushing for it to happen? Wasn’t Gandalf worried about Smaug helping out Sauron? Or is this the nasty Hobbitses films polluting my mind?

Definitely not that new Jewelry store I saw at the mall the other day, Shauron’s gift emporium or something like that. That place look corrupting as can be, they have nine employees working there and they all look wraithlike. Do the employees ever leave the store? There is this one creepy fellow always hanging around in the corners of the store, whispering about some birthday gift he lost or something.

How is Gimdalf the least cursed? It just looks like Saruman if you squint your eyes a little.

I believe the correct vernacular is “Oi Cunt!”.