Macchi_the_Slime

The duality of woman.

My partner, a 40 year old lesbian saw this on my phone as I scrolled past, frowned and went “30? That’s a damn baby…”

Meanwhile my daughter, 5 and already an entire lesbian disaster comes trotting over wanting to see the “baby” her Mom just talked about. She was disappointed at first it wasn’t an actual baby but started licking her lips and asking me (35 ace enby) “if I had that girl” She watches me play gacha games looking for new girlfriends and regularly steals my screen to kiss it.

Women scare me sometimes mang… lmao

But, if I put the battery back in the CO detector all my friends go home and I don’t wanna be alone with my own thoughts xD

Survivorship bias probably if I had to guess. If Dad is bad enough to cut off like that, he’s also bad enough to have had plenty of time to have alienated anyone who isn’t also a shithead long before you got up the gumption to cut him off. There was also probably at least some part of it that comes down to their shitty behavior being shaped in part by the people around them.

I don’t remember making these alts…

Good for you? Again, talk to basically any trans woman who has been transitioning for a while and almost all of them have an Ew-phoria story they can tell you where they were a wild Gender Affirming Sexism appeared. Hell, I know several that regularly deploy Tactical Misogyny™ in their own self-deprecating humor because it’s gender-affirming.

Humans are fucking weird little gremlin beasts.

The joke is that you’d think the reactions would be switched because getting called pretty is generally the nice thing and there dishwasher comment is usually meant as a sexist jab. But there’s a phenomenon among trans people in general but in this case among trans women in particular where especially early on in transition they tend to get very happy at experiencing the garden variety sexism that’s usually reserved for their aligned gender because it means the other people are seeing them as that gender rather than their agab and treating them as such.

Shitposting aside, we did literally amend our constitution because FDR won too many times. I’m sure that had nothing at all to do with New Deal policies and they were just real concerned about accidentally having a king again.

“Nah bro, it’s a Democracy. It’s called the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea bro.” Yeah, and Nazi stood for National Socialists.

This is literally the face my daughter made, hugging the coffee cup and all the day she stole an entire large iced capp from off the register at the grocery store when she was like 3-ish.

We were getting groceries at Sam’s Club and they at least at this time made you give them your cart to scan the stuff. We had our twins with us riding in there seats on he cart so they went to one side while we paid. Well it happens that some of the managers were doing inventory and one of them had placed their iced capp on the register. My daughter saw it, decided she was having it, and took it. We get the cart back and start walking to the door when we hear that telltale sound of a straw in an empty cup. We didn’t notice it before that because she had the cup in an absolute bear hug hiding the whole thing.

My wife goes to apologize for Little Bit stealing the drink to a look of horror from the manager whose coffee that was saying “That was full…” clearly thinking this kid was about to have a heart attack. This little girl was so sleepy after downing that coffee that she didn’t wake up when we got home, when I carried her to her bed, then slept like 4 more hours.

This shit is one of the biggest reasons my weight yo-yos and I have trouble consistently losing weight. I’ll get to that point and then end up overeating without realizing it and then there goes a few days worth of progress.

Add to that the chronic joint pain limiting movement and you get a constant struggle with weight.