Shit in a sandbox? Yeah that tracks…

Pumba.

Calling the US an English speaking country is perhaps somewhat overgenerous.

I dunno man, pigeons can be pretty damn intelligent.

Oh he’s an enemy to far more than just some imaginary friend.

Actually, if you’re curious, look up how many wars the US has actually outright won on their own without being part of a coalition of allies.

The answer is shockingly few.

Even their great revolution needed help from an, at the time, true superpower i.e. the French.

Folks have tried a couple of times, unfortunately it never seems to sink in that it generally isn’t worth the trouble.

What do you mean salvage? Now that the Russian asset is gone, maybe they can do something productive for a change.

So when Putin says “I love you” after Trump sucks his dick, he’s lying?

I think they might find a tour of Auschwitz educational.

Dare I hope that with the recent failures in the FAA and the shit condition of this plane, we may have some good news in the future?

Targetting? Of course not!

Software and navigational error? Hell the fuck yeah!

/S

White House might not be for sale, but it has proven remarkably flammable at the hands of a bunch of tourists from Canada…

He-Man AND his homies.

Ace Combat 7.

Lacrosse and hockey sticks.

I think that we Canadians would be more than happy to add to the Geneva checklist should it come to this.

I bet pieces of him did!

Insert “it should’ve been me” meme here.

He is the Messiah!!!