They have these for bikes, I’ve not looked too far into it, but maybe that would work?

That’s the one I remember (but as “all three buttons and start”) but I have no clue what it actually did.

Also fair. Whatever helps.

Little old lady spends 20 months in prison for blocking a main road and being mad at rich people.

President of the United States, insurrectionist, creep, man who suggested he’d got a Nazi to hack the elections, certified felon, spends ZERO months in prison and gets to have a party.

This is why I smoke weed.

+1 your mom is cool. You’d better call her!

Wait, but why does that work?!

That’s cool - Weird Al is awesome.

That sounds delicious and also dangerous.

As a girl, this reads like positive emotion that makes her feel embarrassed or guilty. Is she in a relationship with someone else? Maybe she’s fighting something she feels towards you.

How did the prize work? Could you just waltz up and get free ices whenever you wanted?

Imagine being a billionaire and wanting more wealth. In any other capacity than money, this would scream severe mental health issues. Bring back lobotomies.

A kiss and a coffee from my husband before he leaves for work. Best part of my day <3

Fran will go undercover if she feels truly at ease, which happens rarely because Snuggles is an ever present danger. When he is about, the others sleep with one eye open, but when he’s off sleeping in a new novel location, Fran, Melon, and Struggles will toy with burrowing and cuddling. It’s a treacherous time for all of them.

I fell off an electric scooter and broke my wrist, I have a titanium plate in there now.

Take this down rn and stop spreading my $1000 idea. My lawyers will be in touch

I sell the tears on Etsy, it’s the only way I can support my Nestle milk addiction

How many micro plastics are released when I cry?

None of that was me. You’re welcome.

My what?

Wedding rings were there to show who was married and who was available. Once you wanted to get married, you just found a friendly person who didn’t have a ring, and then you asked if they’d marry you. I mean, that IS what happens I suppose, but my 8 year old brain played it out like someone asking a nice stranger for the time.