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  • Landless2029@lemmy.worldtocats@lemmy.worldCritical hit
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    23 days ago

    I suspect that this cat was declawed.

    Notice how he grabs the scruff of the cats neck each time to prevent bites.

    The cat is helpless to the tickles and can only bat away with its paws.

    There’s just no way it can get that aggressive without a single claw peeking out.














  • Mr. Pickles the vase was found on the floor in pieces by the lady of the house.
    You were witnessed on the mantle shortly after the incident.
    What is your defense?

    Meow?

    That’s convenient. It seems to be an odd coincidence indeed. And yet we have a long list of witnesses of your blatant disregard for elevated objects.
    I myself witnessed you dislodge a flower pot last week. Can you explain that as coincidence?

    Mrow.

    No. No you can’t. With all these repeat offenses how are we supposed to judge you?

    Meow.

    Yes I see. That’s right. You are indeed a cat. We don’t judge you. You judge us.