Theoden, König

Du siehst einfach zu freundlich aus, da nimmt man eben an dass es da Leute gibt die Freund zu dir sagen

Ja

Das ist der vegane Käseersatz

Notice me Erdo-chan

And it works. Because schools suck at teaching and people talk less with each other.

This gives me a visual of a heavily armored troupe of soldiers, with AT and maybe even a tank, all in full equipment, laying on the ground, not moving; and each has a Kinder Surprise in their mouth, lodged tight.

I mean, yeah, it’s Valentine’s!

Ability to export data to a relevant, open standard. If I can jump ship at the drop of a hat, then I’ll consider it. I won’t buy if I don’t have that power.

This one now always will tell bad jokes.

Tells a joke

*crickets*

Pretty sure humans are animals too

Weil Zangendeutsch beste!

Legacy hardware

Don’t yet know who that is, but that “All items are free from explosives” is very necessary. Holy death by sneezing batman.

Austauschbar

Arsch auf Eimer

I would hope not. Provide the value and make sure the apartment is clean for the next renter. No one limits your time to clean.

I like that the name of the platform has been written over.

“This is only happening locally here at <place in the internet> and not at <every other place in the internet>”. And that’s happening for every place in the internet.

Marvellous

Netanjahu?