KingJalopy

Pretty sure they fly like helicopter blades and blow immediately after penetration.

Don’t give a fuck just as long as I’m eating

It’s log, it’s log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!

It’s log, it’s log, it’s better than bad it’s good!

In five billion years The sun will explode It’s in the bible It’s a fact

And no one will know That we were ever here It’s a fact It’s a fact

So rest assured in knowing That what you do don’t matter Some one can do it better anyway It’s a fact

-the vandals

Boner biting bastard

Hmmm. No boobs eh? Fair enough. Your house probably stinks anyway, given your name, unless you’re more into mapping farts within your home. In which case, you’re safe.

For now.

But one day… BAM! Boobs. Everywhere.

Your code is… Boobless? I’ll never remember that! You’re lucky I’m like 2000 miles from there or I’d write that down and leave boobs in your house.

Get outta here, no way!

FYI for us Americans, Georgia the country

I honestly wondered where the fuck you can ski in Georgia for about 5 seconds before I read this

Don’t we know it

Eventually. Assuming we eat them raw.

Well at least now his douchebag necklace isn’t the focus of the outfit

Haven’t seen this one. I’ll be sleeping to this for a week.

I’ve never played or cared to but I watched the fuck out of this video. Twice.

When they’re not too busy fucking m e of course.

About 7 for myself although I’ve actually eaten 15 and not had the same experience. Depends on the strength which is hit or miss

Honestly? Ate enough mushrooms to annihilate my ego and realized my self worth. I don’t recommend that technique but it worked for me.

It takes work but try to stop giving a fuck what anyone thinks of you. Once I did that my life got so much better. Not to be confused with not caring about others just don’t worry what they think of you. That’s their cross to carry.

Call them back and tell them I want my youth back!

Half and half is only fair. Trick or treat