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I knocked out as much saturated fat and cholesterol from my diet as I could and I dropped 10 lbs without much effort.

He’s underage and the prostitute is committing statutory rape. Either we decide as a society that any underage can make the decision to hire a prostitute or none of them can. Special privileges because you’re terminally ill male is a slippery slope.

Wild story. Totally unethical, and there’s no way to make it morally correct. Horrible situation to be put in because you feel bad for the kid who’s dying and want to give him a good time while he’s alive, but there is no good way of honoring his wish.

I fucking knew it. I asked him for a skateboard when I was little and he got me this skinny piece of crap that wouldn’t even roll down the driveway, he couldn’t even get a basic gift right.

Neither of them seem to know about a large part of the internet that’s into the pee stuff.

It’s only valuable if it reminds you of grandma.

This is how you get alternatives to the rule of law.

SafeWord1!

I guess I’ll stop trying to improve.

Help us out though, what can we do to be better allies? I try to be a good one, but I don’t know if I’m coming up short.

What was the original one trying to go for? I get this joke, I just don’t know what salt water and goats have to do with horror.

Why put a bird at risk? Just use a drone.

The timing is just so … coincidental.

Easy, take the ports, rail, and roads leading in and out of the countries. Boy this arm chair general stuff is easy.

Stupid sexy chimney.

Xennials aren’t quite old enough to remember New Coke, but definitely remember Crystal Clear Pepsi.

There’s a lot of people I know and don’t want here.

Most healthcare systems are stuck in the old ways.

DVDs too. If I never burn another DVD again, that will be A-OK with me. I hate having to babysit those. Give me a hard drive, USB, or server to move data all day.