Don’t forget Swiss Army Man!

15 square meters isn’t the same as 15m×15m, it’d be a little smaller than 4m×4m. Still a big hole.

Aaron Rodgers, since he turned into the Q-B

You don’t even have to passive voice it - a simple “I felt upset” is fully valid without assigning blame.

It still falls back onto the driver, as they chose to start driving without everyone buckled in.

Nice.

The word you’re looking for is ‘gleaning’; ‘gleaming’ is more like ‘shiny’.