“You misunderstood me, I’m not a NAZI, I’m literally Hitler reincarnate!”

Sending *freedom.

FTFY

And that’s why “One bad apple spoils the bunch.”

Thank you for putting words to that, even if I am tearing up at work

I wouldn’t be able to stand up for others as effectively if I hadn’t been at least somewhat hardened by the bullshit and bullying by now.

Unfortunately HTFU is valuable advice in a lot of blue collar spheres. When I give it I typically caveat that it’s only a shell, and you have to remember how to take it off.

"It offends my sensibilities and conflicts with my world view, thus it is wrong "

Best autocorrect ever

Slipshod, meaning the terrier did a poor job shoeing a horse

PedantaMan AWAY!!!

I put them up now lol

Your dad looked ridiculous Vinnie did him a favor

Lol I was going to bring up bananadine

You’re the apple

But you don’t post from a lemmy.ca handle! Bring out the boiling syrup

I also took the “fucked up stories for smart kids” class

Harrison Bergeron, in like 7th grade

Where the fuck are you spending that much on eggs?

Is the only danger mortal?

We can put booster seats and control extensions in some mobile artillery can’t we? Tell them it’s World of Tanks

That’s because Woke is their oppression

Can I come visit and mow your lawn? Are you on Hokkaido?