You’re starting to take a hostel tone

Bagel, munching rope pisser

“I fucking hate Quebec”

A unicorn, you say?

I just hope it doesn’t need some kind of crazy power supply, but that’s what I want. Any kind of food or drink whenever you like.

Can I make a replicator?

Nightmare on Elm Street. Don’t think I was quite 10 yet.

We’ll shit, I’ve been drinking a lot of tea…spose it’s time to get out the Titanic tea steeper i got from White Elephant.

Don’t clip your dog’s ears!

All pro athletes are younger than me. Except maybe a hockey player or two.

A lot of politicians come to mind, but the “Kid Rock shooting a bunch of beer” was a good one.

Mind your own business!

Now leave or I shall taunt you again…

Do they make that poster with a long hair gray cat?