My nihilism level might be on a solid 8 if I had to guess. Im too realistic and too critical to keep people around me for 75% of the time. The 25% that stuck around has been around for idk 28 years now?

Honey Dont!

:(

Only EngLAnD would keep themselves in this looney ass wacky predicament. I bet those single slice loving penguins are behind this.

Would it cost that much to replace these real penguins with robot penguins? Or even 3D projected penguins? Maybe even a rotating weekly gallery of different artifical penguin…things