Welcome to 2025.

Let the man brag. Good dads are underappreciated.

This is better. Now we’re taking about cats.

This is the obvious and correct answer. I can’t believe this is a conversation.

I have become my own sphincter.

Where’s that?

It doesn’t look like that knife has consent.

That’s the story of 2016.

On paper Macs are very good computers. In practice whenever I try to use one I go strict Boomer Mode and can’t get anything done.

Wow it’s actually true!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Misogyny, racism, transphobia, toxicity, unfunniness, bullying. Fuck gaming communities. I’ll play my single player games and seldom post anywhere about them.

It is British, and it is a complete list of things my 7-year-old British son eats.

Things are running hot here and I didn’t want a usefully angry ally to waste a bullet on Bowser when there are [ redacted ] Administration [ redacted ] jury [ redacted ].

Someone had to do it: Mostly False: Snopes

It’s certainly encouraging.

Are you sure she isn’t buying a new one each time?

https://youtu.be/Y8MBnYwhAb0?si=jmsip-Y7VstmgDay Obligatory In Bruges quote

But you’re already not being Jessica! You can’t not be two people at once!

If we can scare him enough, maybe he won’t go into work for four years or so.