Hossenfeffer

I knew Douglas Adams was wrong!

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

There are many, but my current bugbear is the wireless Apple mouse. It has a built in rechargeable battery and and a tiny little port for you to plug the recharging cable in. The port is mounted on the bottom of the mouse rendering it useless while it’s being charged. I guess it’s to make it look nicer but it’s so stupid.

That’s why you should just drink it straight from the bottle box.

FTFY

I don’t really understand what 196 is all about (other than that one rule) but it feels too late to ask.

I think some of us still remember the whole ‘pedo guy’ thing that started his public slide into becoming a low charisma version of Hank Scorpio.

Some of us find him weird and he triggers an uncanny valley response since he seems close to being human while obviously not being one.

A lot of Brits like subtlety and nuance and he has none.

A lot of Brits cheer on the underdog and his photo appears in the thesaurus under the antonyms section for ‘underdog’.

Me, all of the above.

My baby left me and my mule got lame
Lost my money in a poker game
A windstorm came just the other day
Blew the house that I lived in away… …so, boss, what did you want to see me about?

Carry on being wrong and looking like an ill-educated dullard then!

I am a pedant bore!

Whereas every Dutch person I’ve ever met knows the difference between “its” and “it’s”.

Despite English not being their first (and often not even their second or third) language.

Still, you carry on flexing about wiping bits of countries off the map, petal. It makes you look manly and cool.

“They trust me. Dumb fucks.”

Came here for the pipe.

The fuck is Nostr? I can’t keep up.

Ahh, the 'ole Lemmy switcheroo!

You dropped this \.

“Fell out of window… hard.”

And that was when the SAS started recruiting ‘grenade returner’ jugglers.