If you don’t stop I’ll eat my dam grandchildren, how would you feel about that bucko

Jelly of everyone in that building, even the dude who’s gotta clean up the puke.

Yea but PS3 can Linux, the ultimate game.

When I was in 6th grade I was fucking cringe, little fucks these days acting like they ain’t.

Golf = The game of the bourgeoisie. Mini Golf = The game of the proletariat.

Only raccoons truely understand consent.

That’s called food waste and it’s a serious problem here in Canada.

Thats exactly what they want you to think.

But like you could use butter right?

Now if I could get condom packets but full of mayo that would be prime. I’d hand them out on the street corner.

Anyone who wonders why it’s extra squishy gets a “it’s extra lubricant”