Him blanket accusing a guy of pedophilia simply because he was getting more attention and didn’t wanna use a Musk made submarine was everything I needed to see to know he’d turn out like this

Elon and Trump seem to be intentionally destroying the system, or are so profoundly stupid that they’ve pulled a “We did it Patrick! We saved the city!”

Honestly with those two I can never tell if they’re being dumb or malicious.

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it… America needs to learn, I say this as an American.

If I were the Queen of America, I would have Elon tried for treason, I’d also have ICE remove everyone from their detention centers but not close it completely, they’d now have the job of Violating the fuck out of Elon’s 8th Amendment rights.

Because there aren’t any

Literally outside of the Williams Sisters and the “Transpeople are coming for your wives and daughters” scapegoats of the week like Fallon Fox and Lia Thomas… the only name that jumps to mind is Danica Patrick

Who never finished a race in her life and is better remembered for being in softcore porn ads for GoDaddy.com and making a very questionable playable appearance in a Sonic game, than any non “First Female” accomplishments in Nascar.

Look I’m all for breaking the glass ceiling, but Danica Patrick isn’t a woman who does any favors for people trying to get over the stereotype.

The ones I can name?

LeBron James

Shaq

Michael Jordan

OJ Simpson

Magic Johnson

Babe Ruth

Lance Armstong

Tony Hawk

Jeff Gordon

Dale Earnhardt

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Mike Tyson

And all of them mostly because of memes… isn’t it telling that the only white guy on the list in a competitive team sport is from a time before black people were allowed to compete, because it was believed that being black gave you an “unfair advantage”

History really does repeat itself

Now I know there are plenty of white NFL and NBA athletes, but… how often do they show up in movies alongside Bugs Bunny or wind up in fighting games from 80’s and 90’s?

I actually had Danica Patrick on the list, but then I remembered she’s a woman…

and I only know her because of her highly inappropiate and questionable appearance in Sonic And Sega All-Stars Racing Transformed

The only character that had less of a reason to be there was Yogscast, a Minecraft Youtuber who didn’t even know what Sonic was prior to being in the game… You pick your celebrity endorsement deals well Sega

I also almost included Trayvon Marten, but then I remembered he wasn’t an athlete…

Ya know it’s fucked that famous black men in the modern day fall into three categories

1. Musicians forced to sing about criminality by a label who will drop them the second they stop living up to the stereotype then turn around and have that music used as a condemnation of their own race by bigots like Shaprio

2. Athletes praised purely for their physical achievements and never their academic ones

3. Regular people who spark social justice movements they never asked for by getting shot to death by some bigot.

And the one exception is a President who created the divided America we see today not by anything he did wrong, but by simply being a successful skilled black man in a station that bigots were convinced only whitey could have.

Oh shit, that’s much better at getting to the point than asking “So if Lia Thomas had an unfair advantage, you’ll be all on board for confiscating the medals of the people who beat her until we can get an investigation going?”

Heck the only female athletes I can name are the transwomen who keep getting involved in these debacles, The Venus Sisters, and the female fake jock to Elon’s male fake nerd herself, Rhonda Rousey, aka the second worst voice actor that Mortal Kombat has ever had.

Seriously Megan Fox, I know you’re better than this, how the fuck did you manage to sound like someone reading off a card when you’re voicing a blood-addicted killer vampire with big beautiful wings? For the love of fuck, why can’t you have fun with this like John Cena did? I mean even Not-Anthony voicing Homelander seems to be enjoying himself even though he keeps turning his Homelander impression into a Jack Nicholson on certain lines for some fucking reason.

Sad to see “Edgelord Reddit Atheism” in here, is magic real? Only you can answer that question and only for yourself.

Though keep in mind, anyone offering to bless you or give you a reading for a price is likely to be lying.

I just want one that’s active

The chances that there this nothing waiting for us after death are laughably slim, especially as we make more discoveries about death and quantum phenomenon

Read into NDEs

MEGA? Really? Who the fuck looks at what Trump does and says “Yes, more of this please?”

I mean besides the voting public in 2024 after getting amnesia about Covid

They’re both equally as guilty.

The DNC for Neo-Liberal Cowardness and Supporting a never-ending war machine, and The Third Party Voters for throwing away a chance to save LGBT lives in favor of huffing faerie dust.

As a transperson targeted by the Trump administration, your hands have some of my blood on them. I’m A-Positive about that.

It’s a shame her popularity was so short lived, if she had remained one of gaming’s stars we could have gotten a third game (I love you WayForward, especially for the Shantae series and Clock Tower Rewind, but Betrayal was sadly the best subtitle you could have given your entry, and that’s not a compliment)

And maybe a movie that wasn’t directed by Uwe Boll

As much as I do love the Postal movie, it’s probably the only good thing Boll ever made and it’s still schlock.

JUGGYDANCESQUAD - Blood Rayne

If ya know, ya know

and in the sequel “HAVETHISDARKREALITYTAINTQUEEF”

Simply because… well that statement is funny

YOUCANSEEANICEICEKEYWHICHYOUCANHAVEFORFREE - Because that damn key tortured me as a kid

and finally

BEWAREOBLIVIONISATHAND because I was too dumb to play Turok 2 fairly

We did it Patrick we saved Pal… ehh… I’m too depressed to finish

While they’re still legal

We can’t lol

One of many problems with the world: An Inconvenient Truth will always lose to A Reassuring Lie