

Why do people keep making Putin and Russia spend all their money on missiles? If they would just give him what he wants, he could go back to sitting back while his political enemies drink polonium tea, throw themselves out of windows, and shoot themselves multiple times in the back of the head! But he can’t because no one will just give him everything he wants!







It’s gold. I have to believe a part of the look on Mamdani’s face is because he’s thinking, “I’m being immortalized right now!”