This is correct 🤦‍♂️

Do you think it would be possible if you remove the astronauts eyelids? Would that enable faster than light communication?

Facebook has ghost profiles of non Facebook users because of tracking embedded in “like” buttons on websites. If you wanted to go full paranoid I would suggest using an extension to change your user agent. But it is probably worth identifying the specific threat vectors you are concerned about.

MySpace complete with way too much customer JavaScript injection.

You’re hosted on lemmy.selfhostcat.com, cat in Chinese is Mao. You nearly got away with it China 🕵️‍♂️

Nice try China!

Lion dentist

It’s not a binary question but a good opener would be to ask the panel what AI tools they use. That would also help to set the expectations of the audience for the level of follow up questions.

Use my fancy tea cup at work

Just solve Hilbert’s problem and post the proof here. Then people will think the LLM solved the problem 🤣

I use the Amazon, not the online retailer, the rain forest.

I was swimming with some buddies and we came across an egg

This is me partying with him a couple of months ago in Toronto. Just an awesome performer.

I’m not sure about questions to ask but you should definitely wear a monocle

Was it a password reset email?

I have no useful advice but much sympathy.

Quickly dip them in the sun (or any G-type star). The high heat will immediately carbonize the outside keeping the mozzarella contained (and also carbonized).

Have you considered getting NordVPN? A YouTuber told me it protects against 100% of hackers

Funnily enough I think pirating the content from a torrent site would be the easiest option