https://www.ebay.com/itm/146338364322

Or if you want to spend a little more for the real deal…

https://www.ebay.com/itm/335806880222

Named official envoy to… Romania, so that he can go back and pick right up where he left off, except now he’ll have diplomatic immunity.

I don’t know if you have these, but I’m a big fan of “Tightly-Laced Corset Ahead”

He looks like the bastard offspring of DJ Qualls and Marilyn Manson.

Did the statue get repaired at some point?

SLXPLOVS

U.S. Economy Grinds To Halt As Nation Realizes Money Just A Symbolic, Mutually Shared Illusion

Quite

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“One talented and charismatic warlord emerges who is actually 10% less horrible than the rest of the insurgency and might actually be able to coalesce the various tribes and start to form a kinda functional government that maybe we could negotiate with-- oops, nvm, we killed him.”

Okay, doing this Sudoku-style where I can only draft one from each row and column for my fellowship, here’s what I came up with:

I’ve only ever found one zip-up hoodie with decent insulation and pockets deep enough that my phone won’t fall out of them if I’m not careful, and you better believe I’m taking good care of it.

Okay, but where’s Saddam?

Average Familiarity

It’s a good change!

My mom once gave me a cat litter scoop like this one

in my Christmas stocking. This was not, to my knowledge, in the context of a conversation about needing to clean up after the cat more often, but for all I know it was her way of subtly trying to get the point across.