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My niece and nephew have perfectly regular sleep schedules. As in their sleep schedules are super consistent.

Is it “regular” like “regular people have it”? Fuck no!

But their schedule is like clockwork with it’s regularity.

Wake up at 4am, full of energy until 4pm, unconscious until 8pm, wide awake until midnight, asleep until 4am, repeat. They’re 10 now and I really hope they get a job someday that let’s them keep that kind of schedule because it works so well for them.

EDIT: I should clarify though that their schedule is almost perfectly at odds with my brother’s (their dad) schedule.

Based AF right there

That’s where the horror I mention hits. The realization that things have gone wrong and that people didn’t do things they were supposed.

Everybody is acting like everything is fine, when in fact someone has made a lethal mistake and the others that were supposed to catch those mistakes haven’t.

A cascading wave of failures led to a woman’s death.

But GOD can they fly!

…well not this one, not anymore. But usually.

One of today’s lucky 10,000?

And the fronts don’t even fall off!

That was mundanely horrific.

By that I mean it was mundane until the realization of what was wrong.

Everybody was calm. Everybody was having a good time. Everybody was doing their role.

That is, until the realization occurs.

Someone missed a step. Someone didn’t do a final safety check. Three people just threw a woman off a cliff.

And the rope was still coiled on the ground.

That’s gonna haunt me. I really wish I didn’t watch that.

Probably made someone mad so they’re reopening it out of spite.