UwU

Death is famously the peak of health

Yeah but no one gives a fuck about their health so long as taste is fine and price is cheap

“it’s a conspiracy chat”

Spear is the deadliest weapon in human history. Cope halberd stand

Starting university

This time it’s aliens for sure guys

Huffs copium

We live in a society

Literally a “that sign can’t stop me because I can’t read” moment

Okay weird question but are there sports with disproportionately more gay athletes

Fuck dem trains - man with book

He’s not but I wish he would

My hot take is cringing is good actually. You should move on from the dumb shit you did in the past and recognising that is dumb is very different from not being ashamed of it.

It’s true and cringe, you should still go vegan though

A five second google search determined that was a lie

I’d like to be able to hear it then if I wanted to choose to forget

What kinda fucked up power fantasy is this

Having worked in hospo I live and die by if you order extra you don’t complain about too much

Cute boots

Life is suffering. Minecraft is my only escape