Well, i remember being like 25 or so, and i was out drinking. I met this guy and he was alone so we took him with us. We talked, had a lot of fun and everything and at some point i asked: how old are you. Because he kinda looked our age, maybe younger. He said: 32.

It blew my mind. I was like oh my god, this guy looks so young, and he’s ancient. We showed him around and asked random people to guess his age. Omg, can you believe he’s 32 and still up at 2am? Crazy i know.

I am now 40 years old, and find the thought of someone being 32 and old absolutely bizarre, but i do always remember that story. Also i’m now the 40 year old that gets shown around having people guess my age. I think i took over the curse.

I’m kinda like that. While i love high frame rates, i don’t think i see the upgrade. From 60 to 120? Not really sure. But from 120 to 60? Why is my game a slideshow?

Watch your health. Most of my friends have just accepted that they get fat when they get older. Just don’t

Some people are just loud. I might be the exact opposite. I always walk like a ninja. i prefer headphones, and i hate slamming doors. I once had a girlfriend who would slam doors in my house like it’s nothing. She was tiny compared to me, but i could hear her walk around upstairs, which i didn’t know was possible because i have concrete ceilings and an insulated floor.

They are allied with that terrorist organisation. Amerkkka or something

They were terrorists since i am alive. It’s not the administration. But electing a fascist didn’t help

Is he wrong?

Can’t shoot the shooter.

Ich kann immer noch nicht glauben das leute tatsächlich dafür zahlen online zu spielen. Ich habe mit der konsolen welt abgeschlossen mit der Playstation 2, und das scheint mir absolut absurd, und wird oft nie erwähnt wenn es um die preise geht.

Tell someone you don’t eat or like meat and they will tell you why you’re wrong and what meat is best cooked how.

Humans as a whole can’t be ask to do even the smallest changes. What if you ate less meat? I’LL EAT ONLY MEAT NOW.

People only started getting cancer since we started eating grain. Because of bread, so many people have cancer now.

Yeah but if you close them, they are gone forever.

I have a notebook at home and a pen. These two things are somehow never at the same place and time.

People only seem to know meat and salad and nothing in between.

The only true thing he accidentally said.

Three extra hours of New Zealand panorama shots

I had a lot of friends from germany and i was a little bit shocked that they didn’t speak a second language. They all kinda understood english on a surface level, but not that great. Has that changed?

I’m 40 and i think i’m stronger and fitter than when i was 30. The downside is when i get hurt. I used to fall off my skateboard countless times and just got up and kept going. Two weeks ago i fell down some stairs on my ass/back and it still hurts.

Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.