Once you eat the cake, you don’t have the cake anymore. “Have” showing possession, not “to eat”.

Let me guess, instead of policing this favela they just terrorized, they are going leave a power vacuum.

I’ve been a Windows user since 95. I tried a few times to move to Linux, but basic user unfriendly problems always brought me back to Windows. Now there’s no option to go back. Linux Mint has had some bumps, but I’m properly motivated to jump over those hurdles now. I’ve become a proud Linux user this last week. Finally free of Microsoft’s gravity.

Yep. She stated that foreign tourists have been injuring deer in Nara Park, and the press wanted to see the evidence of that happening. Her response was basically “I did my own research.”

Grandparents is culturally not allowed to help with the grand kids.

I’m not sure where you got this. Grandparents absolutely help out when they can. Babysitting isn’t a thing. That’s what the grand folks are for.

What!? Canada has golf courses? Well then why did this asshat travel to the Nazi States of America when he could have just stayed home?

You know, Canada should build some golf courses so people won’t have to travel down south to scratch that golf itch.

Apparently, Israel hacked phones in Gaza to blast out Netanyahu’s speech as he was giving it. If that had happened in the Superman movie, the audience would have said that’s a bit too comic book villainous.

Apparently, he was in Japan last week to talk with the Sanseito Party, otherwise known as Japan First.

Trump: The buck stops somewhere. Maybe over there. I don’t know anything about that. My lawyers might know. Ask them.

I never trusted suntan lotion. Admittedly, I suspected the chemicals themselves of causing cancer. But the Japanese use umbrellas to block the sun, and I’ve started doing that too. It might seem not so manly to some, but those people can all die in a fiery sun for all I care.

Oh fuck that. No way I want to line up behind 20 women when I need to drop a deuce