It’s PAW!

Well played

And my axe

Oh, wait

Liz Truss can go eat a chainsaw

“Just lay there and take it.” Is Trump’s motto

PR stunt

Fresh outta the freezer

“Goddammit! I ordered white POWER!”

At least he’s got acting to fall back on

Gross

Old outta shape boxer can’t beat a young guy and Rogan is surprised?

Russian, he’s Putin’s GoodBoy

Russia pays good money

Ride - Nowhere

Melted Cheese product pizza

Interrobang sounds like something from a porno about police work.

“Did you question the suspect?”

“Yeah, Chief, we interrobanged him and got the info.”

And what a lovely paragraph about it. Thank you.

This just in, Israel shipping phones to Iran

Goddamn Americans, oh wait, that’s me

Dick, Dick, it looks like a huge…